Somethings in the world are worth preserving. Figs for example. Others ? Well....not so much.
Take the Afrikaans language and culture for example. I often read and hear about Afrikaans people complaining that their culture and language are being taken away from them. This is incredibly strange to me because it's the equivalent of a cancer patient moaning because they're having a tumour removed !
If one had to pin point the single most responsible thing for ensuring that Afrikaaners were some of the most despised repugnant beings in the known universe, one need look no further than their culture and language.
Get over it dutchies ! It's for your own good that your culture is being taken away. It's for the lack of a better word a crap culture. It's not so much a culture as the celebration of pure ignorance and stupidity. Being afrikaans basically comprises of being a hateful twat (except drunker). It alienates you from the rest of humanity who have joined the 21st century, embraced the idea that "thinking" is desirable and frankly realised that progress is a good thing. Every day you remain stubbornly afrikaans is a day that people hate you.
With that in mind I ask a serious question: What exactly is it you are holding on to ? Why would you want to continue making total fat arses of yourself by perpatuating afrikaans culture ? Surely you want to better yourselves and educate yourselves by rejecting your backwards babarian way of thinking and acting ? Surely you want to strive for some form of human dignity ?
So here's an idea. Instead of defending with all your might that thing that holds you back as a people (ie : your god-awful culture and language) just let it go. Everyone will like you more and maybe even think of you as a human being. It's free advice...use it/don't use it.
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ReplyDeleteRoosters are traditionally roasted by Afrikaners on Sundays. But, the preparation is somewhat unpleasant. The poor chicken had to be found first. The farm is vast, remember. But, the chicken never escapes... It is soon caught and beheaded, bled out, then stuffed in boiling water to ease the removal of the feathers. Without feathers, it resembles an englishman, sickly white with blue veins visible under a translucent skin - with a neck as red as the sun. The head is thrown away as it is of no value - dirty beak with pea-sized brain n' all. Also the feet, because it walks in it own excrement. Thereafter though, it is a different matter. Nothing so enchanting to the Afrikaner as the smell of roasting chicken on a Sunday - and the dismemberment thereof, bone by bone, in order to enjoy the soft tissue... (to be continued)
ReplyDeletePlease dont refer to yourself as "half" afrikaans, there is no such thing you ignorant ,halfbreed ,son of a bitch.Im sure the "people" that hate us are just as unsure about what they are and where they fit in.By the way , a crap culture is better than no culture you dickhead .Do us a favour , go to the pub , try and convince everyone in there that your opinion matters, drink as much as you can , see how fast you can drive the long way home.
ReplyDeletethe problem here is accepting that we will accept change, but realistically you must be a JEW, Hitler failed in one small moment of his life a day when millions were slaughtered like the pigs they were, he missed your family tree. what a shame living with the knowledge your grandparents pissed themselves when the saw a Nazi, and still the proud Boer would never run or hide behind his woman when the English came neither did we when Mandela came, we might be ignorant, but still no country will ever say that in our faces, as do you hiding behind your computer, there are only one kind of Afrikaner and its called a BOER, the rest of the Afrikaans speaking Afrikaner such as your self are called JEWS, the weak bastards that sold our culture and language and most of all our God to the devil and his followers, but we have a nice saying in Afrikaans "Jy kan Hol maar jy kan nie vir ewig hol nie" sterkte ons sal ontmoet, hoerkind
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha. You're all such a light-hearted and endearing bunch.
ReplyDeleteSelf-haat, or self-loathing, the colonial disease. You are perpetrating a great deal of uninformed hogwash in your pieces.
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